Funny Fathers Day Quotes are the solution if you do not plan to get so mushy this coming Father’s day. Why not give your dads a funny quote instead of the melo-dramatic/sentimental greeting? It could mean a lot to them and it makes this event quite unique from the usual “Happy Father’s Day” stuff. I have compiled the most funniest and hilarious quotations over the internet that you can send to your dad.
- One night a father overheard his son pray: Dear God, Make me the kind of man my Daddy is. Later that night, the Father prayed, Dear God, Make me the kind of man my son wants me to be. – Anonymous
- Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents. – Margaret Mead
- A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. – Enid Bagnold
- Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben
- My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.” ~Harmon Killebrew
- Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
So basically that’s the best Funny Fathers Day Quotes I could compile, so to everyone out there, Happy Father’s Day to all!
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